Archive for April, 2008

12 Things In Life Never To Take For Granted

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

I was flipping through an old copy of Glamour magazine when I came across a rather interesting list of 12 things in life never to take for granted.I thought it was pretty cool and I hope you will enjoy it too…

1.Your right to vote

2.Any random morning you wake up happy and actually rested

3.Love,even if its coming from your parents

4.Your body right now (whatever it weighs)

5.Male upper-body strength.We’re feminists too,but that couch aint gonna move itself.

6.The bliss of vacation sex.Never conk out early on a hotel bed

7.The invitation’s RSVP line.They’re asking nicely-and in French!-so repondez-vous

8.Your digital photos!Save ‘em all

9.Every day you don’t need to call tech support 10 time zones away

10.That they will always make your favorite bra.Buy four

11.Your fertile years (sorry,its un-P.C to say so but its true)

12.The great guy who never takes you for granted.

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Never Argue with a Woman

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

An oldie but a goodie..enjoy…

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

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