More stupid thoughts
-The little tray that pops out of your computer, is not a cup holder.
-Lot lizards are not really a gecko
-Zenith only brings things to life, if you take the back off the tv, and grab all the wires.
-Coke adds life only if you use it to remove rust.
-If Pepsi is the choice of the new generation, how can this be, the new generation isn’t even born yet
-Women in strip clubs are there to earn money not to take you home with them.
-Men that weigh over 150lbs should not wear Speedo’s because it does make your penis look smaller.
-Your 8 track tape player in your car is not cool.
-A dodge viper can not do 150 in Houston Texas traffic at 5pm.
-A real hacker can hack an atm.
-Women do not need men, they have BOB’s
-Marriage changes passion…suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
-Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom’s wise words: “Don’t pick that up, you don’t know where it’s been.”
-Always remember the little guy.
-Never leave a man broke.
-Indecision is the key to flexibility.
-I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
-Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?