Listen up and listen really good.
If you ever want to get my attention,use just two words:free candy.
I love free stuff and I love candy,combine the two and you’ll have me eating out of your hand in absolutely no time at all.
Right now I’m on cloud nine because I won some free candy from Mike and Ike.Their candy is really,really,really good and you’ll get hooked on it so don’t say I didn’t warn you!
