I’ve heard people say a midlife crisis is inevitable for everyone so because I believe in being over prepared,I decided to go ahead and plan my very own midlife crisis.
For starters,I will buy me a brand new mustang I cannot afford.It will be a silver mustang.
A few months ago I met someone who gave me a tour of Lawrenceville,GA in his mustang.At midnight.With the top down.It was freezing.I had just done my hair.I remember thinking,screw the hairstyle,this is so worth it!.It was insanely fun and liberating.I finally understood why the mustang is the car most men go for when they go through a midlife crisis.So when you see me driving around in a mustang,just know that I too am going through my midlife crisis.Don’t lecture me,just let me have fun,for a while…once the crisis passes,the car will definitely head back to the dealership.
Then ofcourse,I’ll get me a boytoy…hey,guys get ridiculously younger chicks when they are going through their midlife crisis so I’ll channel my inner Demi Moore and get my own sweet delicious and definitely much younger boytoy….yes,I know that sounded very,very cheesy.
Have you started planning out your midlife crisis?