Stupid thoughts
-When its raining outside, you will get wet if your outside.
-If you don’t put the key in the ignition and turn it your car will not start.
-Sex with ugly women is still sex.
-Yes your Dad had sex with your Mother.
-Water is h2o
-The little round things in urinals is not a peppermint.
-Beer is not part of a food group.
-Penis size does matter
-Every man on the net does not have 8.5 inches, only in there mind do they have this
-Opinions are like butt holes everyone has one no one really cares about yours.
-Do not stand behind and elephant when it poopies.
-You should not drive on a flat tire even if it is round at the top.
-Just because your vcr flashes 12:00 does not mean its 12:00 it is only right two minutes out of the day.
-You really turn an air conditioner down to make it cooler not up.
-Water freezes at 32 degrees.