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I too had an affair with Tiger Woods

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

Tiger Woods is officially having the worst week ever.
About 8 women (at the time of writing this post) have come out of the woods claiming to have had some kind of affair with him.
It all seems sexual,not emotional to Tiger Woods anyway.
I didn’t know Tiger Woods had it in him but apparently home boy’s got his cheating game going on!This just goes to show you really can’t judge a book by its cover.
If all the women’s allegations are to be believed,Tiger Woods really is a tiger,in bed that is.
And why is it that pretty much all of these women are either waitresses or hostesses?
See mom,I knew I wasted all that money on college tuition,I should have just become a waitress.
Thanks mom for ruining my chances of becoming the 9th Tiger Woods mistress.