Things to ponder
-You are more likely to get struck by lightning than win the lottery, but more people try to win the lottery than get stuck by lightning, wonder why when the odds are better.
-Can god create a rock he can’t lift?
-3 mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one, what happened to the other two? They escaped with minor injuries?
-Do rock stars get free copies of there music?
-If you seen a ufo would you tell anyone?
-Have you ever told anyone you pee’d on your shoe’s by accident?
-How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
-Good things come to those who wait, wait for what?
-If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
-How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
-Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
-Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?