Some jokes never get old.Here’s an oldie but a goodie.Enjoy:
The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her out:
Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn’t you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn’t you call?You little tramp! Don’t you know what you put your Mom through??!!”
The girl, crying: “Sniff, sniff… Dad… I became a prostitute…”
“WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you’re a disgrace to this family – I don’t ever want to see you again!”
“OK, Dad – as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the spanking new BMW that’s parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club & an invitation for you all to spend New Years’ Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera,and …”Now what was it you said you had become?”
Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff “A prostitute Dad!” … Sniff, sniff
“Oh! Gee – you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said “a Protestant”. Come here and give your old man a hug!”